Jimmy Fallon is hot.

dear guy who knocked me up,

you fucking WISH i was making it up. but actually, that's the only thing i know has happened to me in the last 3 1/2 years, one of the only things i know is fucking real.

my friend from mexico is also not fake. he's not even a really good friend nor have a mentioned him to any of YOU sick sons of assholes.

WHEW

the over-reaction queen of the world is still me :D last night while i was writing that blog i was screaming and crying. i felt like someone beat me up and pulled my heart out of my face.


but it's really something very silly. i know thiiiis. i also know that the person upsetting me is a monster, a complete and total scary monster. i really, REALLY have to let go of this shit. but i react suuuuuper uncontrollably. but you know what? now it's under control and things are fucking okay. he is not gonna rain on the parade that is MAH LYFE.

los angeles anyone?